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[21 Sep 2008|12:16am] |
Ah, hell, we all know the party's going to be fun, so quit your pissing and moaning. Alcohol and Quidditch relations always makes for an interesting night, and someone going away with a black eye or two. PR says it'd best not be me, after the loss the other night to a bunch of girlsthe Falcons, but eh. I don't suppose they can really regulate that sort of
[INK SPLOTCHES]
THE HELL--
Roger. You wouldn't happen to know a damn thing about why there's a screaming robotic baby in my Quidditch duffel?
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[07 Sep 2008|03:11pm] |
I recently read a fascinating exposé about the troubles of the Muggle pornography industry. Did you know that every thirty-nine minutes, a new porn film is being made somewhere in the Americas? And here in our jolly roger itself, we spend 1.97 billion dollars on pornography every year. The US is pretty high up there with 13.33 billion, but China blows it all away with 27.4 billion dollars each year. You know that's something like seventy-five million dollars every day? Divide that by China's current population, which ought to be around 1.3 million, that means on average, each Chineseman is spending $57.69 on pornography every single day.
Makes me feel a little bit better about myself.
Alicia. You going to be home early tonight, babe? I've got a surprise for you..
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